You Can't Do WHAT On Television

You Can't Do WHAT On Television?
Darkness, Madness, Science Fiction...

Try these:

http://eliotbauers.tripod.com/sh3_Mod_Tool.zip

http://eliotbauers.tripod.com/GallyReplicant.UTX

http://eliotbauers.tripod.com/GallyReplicant.UPL

Intro: 7/13/2002

_____Surprise, surprise! This amateur novelist is still alive. Heh, I graduated college, emerged into the "real world," and manage to get by. Well, I get by with a little help from my friends—my imaginary friends. Then again, they are not quite friends at all; they are sometimes antagonists. They live in the novels I write. What am I talking about?

_____I’m talking about writing novels, that’s what! I get my kicks by writing amateur science fiction. Most people wouldn’t believe how much satisfaction there is in crafting whole landscapes on paper, with imaginary people and stories to populate them. I, as the writer, make the worlds. I, as the writer, am the CREATOR! It’s like a god complex—on a literary level. Oh yeah!

_____Okay, let me stop… Scroll down, and you’ll find some of my practice works—some of my online novels and most all the practice short stories I’ve done. Professional writers hate what I do, and publishers hate me even more. But, to Hell with them; they can’t stop me. So long as people read what I write (like what I post at sites like http://www.fanfiction.net and smallwonder.hispeed.com), I will continue. Even if they don’t, this amateur still continues! So it continues… My tales of darkness and madness continue.

--Elliot Bowers
HREF="http://www.fanfiction.net">--

Sections from my page:

Download an old brochure of my novels (MS-Word format).

Or, read an old resume:
--Simple Resume: (MS-Word)
--Detailed Resume: (MS-Word or HTML ).

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My Practice Novels:

-->Check fanfiction.net to read my latest!

CROSSOVER: My Battle Angel/Small Wonder Fanfiction Series:

--Chapter 1 / --Chapter 2 / --Chapter 3 / --Chapter 4 / --Chapter 5 /--Chapter 6

--Chapter 7 /--Chapter 8 / --Chapter 9 / --Chapter 10

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THE DARKENING (Crossover #2)

--Dark Chapter 1 /--Dark Chapter 2 / --Dark Chapter 3 /--Dark Chapter 4

--Dark Chapter 5 / --Dark Chapter 6 / --Dark Chapter 7 / --Dark Chapter 8

--Dark Chapter 9 /--Dark Chapter 10 /--Dark Chapter 11

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City of Slow Dreams (Crossover #3)

--Prelude 1 / --Prelude 2

--Part I: The Travellers--

--Dream Chapter 1 / --Dream Chapter 2 /--Dream Chapter 3 /--Dream Chapter 4

--Dream Chapter 5 /--Dream Chapter 6 /--Dream Chapter 7 /--Dream Chapter 8

--Dream Chapter 9 / --Dream Chapter 10

--Part II: Darkened Dreams--

--Nightmare Chapter 11 / --Nightmare Chapter 12 /--Nightmare Chapter 13

--Nightmare Chapter 14 /--Nightmare Chapter 15 /--Nightmare Chapter 16

--Nightmare Chapter 17 /--Nightmare Chapter 18

--Nightmare Chapter 19 (in edit?)

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Timefall (Crossover BETA)

--Chapter 1 / Chapter 2 / Chapter 3/ Chapter 4/ Chapter 5/

--Chapter 6/ Chapter 7 / Chapter 8/ Chapter 9/ Chapter 10/

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-->My Class Portfolio from Senior year at Rutgers U. (Creative Writing--Fiction):

--"Nebraska" Gaiden #1: "Inner House of Pain"
--"Nebraska" Gaiden #2: "Dark Desire"
--"Nebraska" Gaiden #3: "The Cloaked Man Makes a Cameo"

-->My first fanfiction scripts! More Practice...

-You Can't Do That On Television :

   *Truth
   *Democracy
   *Business

-->These are most all the short stories I did for yet more practice; they are all especially bad, but now you can see where I was coming from at first:

*Customer Courtesy (Plus)

*News Plague (Plus)

*Twice Over In The Desert (Plus)

*Once Upon A Storm (Plus)

*Bad Timing

*A Breakdown in ThugTown

*Crossing The Line

*Grimly Underground

*Doing The Twist

*Well Met, Once Upon A Time

*Not In Jersey Anymore

*Parallel Port

*Malfs

*This Cursed Land

-->Here are novella-anthology hybrids, the stuff I wrote before moving into novel-writing:

Gynoids Of Times:

* Prelude: Disaster-Struck

* Prelude, Continued: Long Steps to Sleep

* Part I Under The Glass

* Part II Another Rude Awakening

*__Part III The Ash Heap of History

The Yachtsman--A Quasi-Anthology:

* Story 1: The Trade

* Story 2: So Sick

* Story 3: Social Protocol

* Story 4: The Journey's End

Gaia Theory--Another Quasi-Anthology:

* Story 1: The Zoo

*Story 2: Dryad

*Story 3: Ambassador

*Story 4: Hydroponics

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Links!

Too Many Links!

-->Read up elsewhere on my favorite musical entities:

*Julee Cruise

*UPL file for UT2004. You'll have to right click, then save. (right click)

*UTX file for UT2004. Use the right-click function to save it.

http://eliotbauers.tripod.com/GallyReplicant.utx http://eliotbauers.tripod.com/GallyReplicant.upl

*Maire Brennan (solo!)

*Enya & *Clannad

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Miscellaneous….

-These are a few other links:

*Remember this show?

*How about THIS one?

* A Small Wonder Fan Mail Mini-Site--Listen Up, Small Wonder Fans!

* Ada's Story: My First Manuscript's Mini-Website.

* The Honors Program Page of Livingston can be reached with this.

* This is the shadow of excellent music. (Headphones are most probably required.)

* Wa-hey! This is fanfiction.net. (Look in the Anime--Gunnm section…)

*Doing some nostalgia surfing on the internet, are you?

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-And here are a few links to "other" places on the Internet:

*UTX file for UT2004 (right click)

*UPL file for UT2004 (right click)

*Don't tell anyone that I invited you.

*This may just be the most effective search engine available.

*Now, it was foolish for me not to have found this agent-hunting place before!

*Once upon a time, I had fun here.

-It's Elliot's link-o-rama! Click somewhere for online surprises. (Don't click these things if you're a kid; some of this is gory stuff.)

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Legality:

All material within these pages of http://eden.rutgers.edu/~elliotb and http://eliotbauers.tripod.com, with the explicit exception of Coda, are copyright 2000+ Elliot Bowers. All rights reserved. Any person or other entity reproducing any of the above-copyrighted material wthout permission shall be tried and convicted in Elliot's Court of Law. They will then be taken out, dragged through the streets of Nebraska, riduculed in public, and beaten to death. Yes, the guilty shall be beaten to death by three hundred angry nuns, two vampires, and one darkness-eyed web writer. If you are still reading this notice, you are probably as guilty as sin--which pretty much means that you should be punished by King Conker. May you burn, sinner!